I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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