I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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