She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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