no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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