with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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