We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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