We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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