You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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