i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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