i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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