Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
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Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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