All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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