HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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