Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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