I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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