Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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