Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he told me I talked like a deaf person
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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