My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I currently don't understand fingers.
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