I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize