So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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