no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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