Please, let me fuck your mom
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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