Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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