am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(