Wat do u mean how?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.