how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
babies were throwing up all over the place
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
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i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I have feelings that need drinking.