There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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