Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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