im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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