Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Houston, we have a blender
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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