So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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