I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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