there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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