i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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