In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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