put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Randomize
