hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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