You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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