I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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