So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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