i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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