I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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