I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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