What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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