I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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my poor anus
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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