Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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