Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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