So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
ttyl tear gas
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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