this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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