She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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