He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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