I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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