I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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