I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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