margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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