Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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