There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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