Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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